Please Enjoy These Super-Funny Harry Potter Tumblr Posts

1. This short rap.

This short rap.

2. This very important life advice.

This very important life advice.

3. This relatable book title.

This relatable book title.

4. This scene from an American wizarding school.

This scene from an American wizarding school.

5. This revelation from the twins.

This revelation from the twins.

6. This examination of Voldebro.

This examination of Voldebro.

7. This sort-of defense of Harry’s naming skills.

This sort-of defense of Harry's naming skills.

8. This thought, which was probably actually McGonagall’s retirement plan.

This thought, which was probably actually McGonagall's retirement plan.

9. And this explanation for McGonagall’s longevity.

And this explanation for McGonagall's longevity.

10. Basically, McGonagall was the best.

Basically, McGonagall was the best.

11. This thing that definitely happened with the Weasley kids.

This thing that definitely happened with the Weasley kids.

12. This adorable observation (that also totally calls Hermione out).

This adorable observation (that also totally calls Hermione out).

13. This most accurate comparison.

This most accurate comparison.

14. This honest job applicant.

This honest job applicant.

15. This bit of gossip about “Hot Tom.”

This bit of gossip about "Hot Tom."

16. This dark joke, which honestly might have been how it happened.

This dark joke, which honestly might have been how it happened.

17. This headcannon about a slight mix-up.

This headcannon about a slight mix-up.

19. And finally, this reminder that Oliver Wood was there to do one thing.

And finally, this reminder that Oliver Wood was there to do one thing.

29 Dog Pictures That Are Never Not Funny

1. The destroyer:

The destroyer:

2. He hates talking on the phone:

He hates talking on the phone:

3. Astrodog:

Astrodog:

4. The world’s pickiest eater:

The world's pickiest eater:

7. Welcome treat:

Welcome treat:

8. This is what happens when you put a child’s tie on a dog:

This is what happens when you put a child's tie on a dog:

9. Regular kid:

Regular kid:

10. Give him a hand:

Give him a hand:

11. Creature from the deep:

Creature from the deep:

12. “Only dog at the llama orgy”:

"Only dog at the llama orgy":

13. Snog:

Snog:

14. Bee careful:

Bee careful:

16. Who’s there:

Who's there:

17. Ma’am. MA’AM:

Ma'am. MA'AM:

18. Photobombed:

Photobombed:

19. On fleek:

On fleek:

20. The narcissist:

The narcissist:

21. Otter space:

Otter space:

22. Guard dog:

Guard dog:

23. This belongs in a museum:

This belongs in a museum:

24. Oink, oink:

Oink, oink:

25. Old dog/new trick:

Old dog/new trick:

26. You can tell by the way I use my walk:

You can tell by the way I use my walk:

27. Who’s a good boy:

Who's a good boy:

28. Surprise:

Surprise:

23 Jokes So Stupid They’re Actually Really Funny

1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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2. What is Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill?

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What is Harry Potter's favorite method of getting down a hill?

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3. Where does bad light go?

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Where does bad light go?

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4. Why don’t you ever shower with a Pokémon?

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Why don't you ever shower with a Pokémon?

Pokémon

5. How do you think the unthinkable?

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How do you think the unthinkable?

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6. I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

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I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

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7. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

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8. You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe, who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

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You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe, who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

9. I used to go fishing with Avicii.

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I used to go fishing with Avicii.

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10. What is Forrest Gump’s password?

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What is Forrest Gump's password?

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11. A termite walked into a bar and asked:

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A termite walked into a bar and asked:

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12. What do you call a camel with no humps?

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What do you call a camel with no humps?

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13. What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

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14. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

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What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

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15. What concert costs 45 cents?

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What concert costs 45 cents?

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16. What sport do you play with a wombat?

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

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17. What did one plate say to the other?

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What did one plate say to the other?

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18. What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

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19. Did you hear about the two antennae who got married?

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Did you hear about the two antennae who got married?

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20. What does Batman get in his drinks?

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What does Batman get in his drinks?

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21. Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

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22. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

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23. I ate too much Middle Eastern food.

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I ate too much Middle Eastern food.

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DIY 21 Products You’ll Want If You Love Being Fancy

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1. This prosecco bubble bath gel that will make your relaxation time feel that much more indulgent.

This prosecco bubble bath gel that will make your relaxation time feel that much more indulgent.

Get it here for $38.

2. This luscious silky robe to wrap your tired body in a luxurious embrace after a long day of wearing pants.

This luscious silky robe to wrap your tired body in a luxurious embrace after a long day of wearing pants.

Get it here for $49.50 in this color and a ton of others.

3. These beautiful chandelier earrings that will really capture your ~glamourous~ lifestyle.

Get them here for $36.

4. These gold office supplies, aka “desk accents,” will make even the most minimal tasks feel chic.

Get the stapler here for $15.99, the scissors here for $16.99, and the gold bird tape dispenser here for $13.99.

5. This over-the-top gorgeous rose-gold water bottlethat will encourage you to stay hydrated.

This over-the-top gorgeous rose-gold water bottle that will encourage you to stay hydrated.

Get it here for $42.

6. This elegant teacup-and-saucer set that will make you feel like royalty while you sip some Earl Grey.

This elegant teacup-and-saucer set that will make you feel like royalty while you sip some Earl Grey.

Get it here for $22.

7. This set of silky-soft French milled soap that you can use for guests or for yourself (definitely for yourself).

This set of silky-soft French milled soap that you can use for guests or for yourself (definitely for yourself).

Get it here for $24.

8. This gold flatware that you deserve to use every day.

Get a five-piece set here for $19.99.

9. This satin pajama set that will make you feel like you should be sleeping in a fancy hotel room.

Get it here for $55. You can also get it in duck egg blue here, and you can find a similar version in plus sizes here for $27.

10. These diamond-shaped ice cubes that will gussy up any drink.

These diamond-shaped ice cubes that will gussy up any drink.

Thirsty? Here, drink this glass of diamond water!

Get it here for $14.

11. This precious teacup-and-saucer set with gold detailing that will make you feel like tea-party royalty.

Get it here for $64.99.

12. This crystal whiskey decanter set with four glasses that will make you want to have cocktail hour every hour.

This crystal whiskey decanter set with four glasses that will make you want to have cocktail hour every hour.

Get it here for $49.98.

13. This fancy gold-and-white ashtray that will make any blaze sesh feel special.

This fancy gold-and-white ashtray that will make any blaze sesh feel special.

Get it here for $45 and use code BUYMEBULLETIN for 15% off!

14. This 14-karat gold-plated flask that will solidify your reign as the most glam gal around.

Get it here for $35.

15. This pair of super-soft cashmere socks that are literally like little sweaters for your cold toes.

This pair of super-soft cashmere socks that are literally like little sweaters for your cold toes.

Get them here for $21.

16. These crown-shaped coat hooks that will make you feel like the true queen you are.

These crown-shaped coat hooks that will make you feel like the true queen you are.

Perfect for hanging up your silk robes. Get the set here for $37.45.

17. This regal bookmark that will definitely make you want to read more.

This regal bookmark that will definitely make you want to read more.

Get it here for $12.99.

18. This two-pack of 10-foot-long gold iPhone charging cables that you can share with your best ~glam pal~.

This two-pack of 10-foot-long gold iPhone charging cables that you can share with your best ~glam pal~.

Read why you need one of these in your life here, and then get the set here for$11.99.

19. This little Moscow mule cocktail kit that’s perfect for when you’re traveling.

This little Moscow mule cocktail kit that's perfect for when you're traveling.

Get it here for $17.49.

20. This marble laptop cover that will make you feel sophisticated and classy even when you’re eating Cheetos and watching Netflix in bed.

Get it here for $19.99.

21. These gold nail clippers and tweezers that will have you grooming in style.

Get the clippers here for $2.99 and the tweezers here for $10.99.

You truly are a cultured pearl in this world of cubic zirconias.

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22 Products That Will Make The Office Your Happy Place

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1. Pet a docile dachshund tape dispenser and keep his bowl stocked with paperclip bone treats.

Pet a docile dachshund tape dispenser and keep his bowl stocked with paperclip bone treats.

$11.99, Amazon.

2. Add some satisfaction to your calendar by choosing a ~poppable bubble one~.

Add some satisfaction to your calendar by choosing a ~poppable bubble one~.

$12.34, Amazon.

3. Surround yourself in office supplies that do the talking for you.

Surround yourself in office supplies that do the talking for you.

I AM VERY BUSY.
Paper Source file folders, $14.95.
Paper Source sticky notes, $12.95.

4. Apply galaxy stickers to your laptop keyboard for when you just want to leave this planet.

Apply galaxy stickers to your laptop keyboard for when you just want to leave this planet.

$9.99, Amazon.

5. Lift your screen to a comfortable height with a minimalist glass monitor stand.

Lift your screen to a comfortable height with a minimalist glass monitor stand.

Keep your head up, literally.
$21.99, Amazon.

6. Keep the coffee rings off your desk by using a pretty agate coaster under your mug of brew.

Keep the coffee rings off your desk by using a pretty agate coaster under your mug of brew.

Pretend you’re at cocktail hour, not spreadsheet hour.
$36.99 for set of four, Amazon.

7. Or communicate your mood to your coworkers by swapping out emoji coasters.

If you see the grimace face, do not email me.
$12 for set of four, Amazon.

8. Pick a kickass desktop background that will actually inspire you.

Pick a kickass desktop background that will actually inspire you.

Created by The Good Twin for Oh So Beautiful Paper.

Check out 26 other inspiring backgrounds here.

9. Rest your feet in an adjustable hammock that takes you from work to chill.

$13.06, Amazon.

10. Pop your keyboard on a fun rug sample to keep it from sliding around.

Pop your keyboard on a fun rug sample to keep it from sliding around.

Basically the modern version of a desk blotter.
$29.83, Wayfair.
Check out other pretty patterns available here.

11. Keep a zero maintenance air plant at your desk in a beach-themed terrarium.

Keep a zero maintenance air plant at your desk in a beach-themed terrarium.

If you put your ear to it, you can probably hear the ocean.
$19.95, Amazon.

12. ~Lean in~ to a memory foam lumbar pillow on your desk chair.

~Lean in~ to a memory foam lumbar pillow on your desk chair.

$29.90, Amazon.

13. Minimize trips to the horrid work fridge by keeping your very own desktop fridge.

Minimize trips to the horrid work fridge by keeping your very own desktop fridge.

Bonus: no one will take your last Izze.
$109, PB Teen.

14. Soothe your stress by listening to a bubblingcopper mini fountain.

Soothe your stress by listening to a bubbling copper mini fountain.

$7.99, Office Playground.

15. Keep your desk cords untangled with a stylish andretractable charging cable.

Keep your desk cords untangled with a stylish and retractable charging cable.

$34.99, ModCloth.

16. Refresh yourself with a paper humidifier that looks like a garden.

Refresh yourself with a paper humidifier that looks like a garden.

“Moisturize me!”
$8.99, Amazon.

17. Get optimistic with a cheery schedule that doubles as a mousepad.

Get optimistic with a cheery schedule that doubles as a mousepad.

Yes, I am free for a breakfast meeting on “Epic Wednesday.”
$12, Amazon.

18. Dress up your desk photos by putting them in a DOLPHIN GLITTER picture frame.

Dress up your desk photos by putting them in a DOLPHIN GLITTER picture frame.

There are plain glitter options, too, but IDK why you’d pick those.
$6, Urban Outfitters.

19. Add some elegance to your basic bulletin board by opting for this framed beaut’.

Add some elegance to your basic bulletin board by opting for this framed beaut'.

$24.99, The Container Store.

20. Lighten up your space with a combination desk lamp and planter.

Lighten up your space with a combination desk lamp and planter.

Bonus: it plugs right into your computer!
$30, Amazon.

21. Hang a baby framed ornament to get that homey vibe.

Hang a baby framed ornament to get that homey vibe.

$5.99, Amazon.

22. Get the stress out by banging a giant enter key(that actually works!).

Get the stress out by banging a giant enter key (that actually works!).

SEND. EMAIL. NOW.
$14.99, Amazon.

23 Easy Crafts for Kids

1. Transform an old entertainment center into a kid’s dream play kitchen.

Transform an old entertainment center into a kid's dream play kitchen.

2. Thrill your little Anna, Elsa, or Kristoff with a batch ofFrozen silly putty.

Thrill your little Anna, Elsa, or Kristoff with a batch of Frozen silly putty.

Learn how to make some here.

3. Turn travel into a blast with this portable Lego kit.

Turn travel into a blast with this portable Lego kit.

Check out the tutorial here.

4. Lego loving kids will flip over this wall storage, too.

Lego loving kids will flip over this wall storage, too.

I don’t know if everything is awesome, but this certainly is. Find the DIY here.

5. You know what else is awesome? This Lego table!

You know what else is awesome? This Lego table!

Learn how to make it here.

6. Is your kid a fan of The Little Mermaid? If so, their jaw will drop over this decoration.

Is your kid a fan of The Little Mermaid? If so, their jaw will drop over this decoration.

Learn how to make a room look like it’s under the sea here.

7. Whip up some glow in the dark playdough.

Whip up some glow in the dark playdough.

It’s all natural, too. Find the how-to here.

8. Turn a regular fan into an amazing rainbow one.

Turn a regular fan into an amazing rainbow one.

Rainbow or not, your voice will still sound like Darth Vader. Find the how-to here.

9. Ediible playdough is pretty incredible, too.

Ediible playdough is pretty incredible, too.

Find the tutorial here along with a link to a how-to for making ice cream playdough.

10. This indoor baby swing is guaranteed to impress your toddler.

This indoor baby swing is guaranteed to impress your toddler.

Not feeling this ambitious? You can buy something similar here.

11. This airplane swing for the backyard will seriously impress little ones, too.

This airplane swing for the backyard will seriously impress little ones, too.

Find out how to build one yourself here.

12. Older kids, meanwhile, will want this skateboard swing in their yard. Like, now.

Older kids, meanwhile, will want this skateboard swing in their yard. Like, now.

Why didn’t our parents think of this stuff? Learn how to DIY your own here.

13. Make this fluffy stuff so even California kids can experience a snowball fight this winter.

Make this fluffy stuff so even California kids can experience a snowball fight this winter.

Learn how to make it here.

14. Set up a robot building play station.

Set up a robot building play station.

Perfect for parties or an afternoon activity.

15. Confetti paint takes painting to the next level.

Confetti paint takes painting to the next level.

Find the how-to for this awesome paint here.

16. This pumpkin moon sand DIY is a total win this time of year.

This pumpkin moon sand DIY is a total win this time of year.

Learn how to make it here.

17. Making a bucket’s worth of sand slime will win you some serious cool points, too.

Making a bucket's worth of sand slime will win you some serious cool points, too.

Find the tutorial here.

18. Turn a regular bath into a super cool polka dot one.

Turn a regular bath into a super cool polka dot one.

Don’t tell your kids, but there’s an educational component to this one, too. Learn more here.

19. If you build it, they will play.

If you build it, they will play.

Epic backyard treehouse = winning childhood. Learn how to make one here.

20. Scrabble loving kids will go crazy for this outdoor word game.

Scrabble loving kids will go crazy for this outdoor word game.

Find the DIY here.

21. Kids will love this outdoor chalkboard, too.

Kids will love this outdoor chalkboard, too.

Learn how to do this here.

22. Serving ice cream in bowls made out of chocolate? Yes, please.

Serving ice cream in bowls made out of chocolate? Yes, please.

It looks way harder than it is, thanks to this DIY using balloons.

23. Make this and your kids will think you’re a-maze-ing.

Make this and your kids will think you're a-maze-ing.