23 Jokes So Stupid They’re Actually Really Funny

1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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2. What is Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill?

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What is Harry Potter's favorite method of getting down a hill?

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3. Where does bad light go?

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Where does bad light go?

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4. Why don’t you ever shower with a Pokémon?

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Why don't you ever shower with a Pokémon?

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5. How do you think the unthinkable?

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How do you think the unthinkable?

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6. I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

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I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

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7. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

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8. You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe, who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

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You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe, who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

9. I used to go fishing with Avicii.

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I used to go fishing with Avicii.

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10. What is Forrest Gump’s password?

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What is Forrest Gump's password?

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11. A termite walked into a bar and asked:

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A termite walked into a bar and asked:

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12. What do you call a camel with no humps?

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What do you call a camel with no humps?

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13. What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

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14. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

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What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

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15. What concert costs 45 cents?

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What concert costs 45 cents?

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16. What sport do you play with a wombat?

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

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17. What did one plate say to the other?

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What did one plate say to the other?

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18. What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

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19. Did you hear about the two antennae who got married?

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Did you hear about the two antennae who got married?

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20. What does Batman get in his drinks?

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What does Batman get in his drinks?

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21. Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

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22. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

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23. I ate too much Middle Eastern food.

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I ate too much Middle Eastern food.

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